Yup, this pretty much sums it up.
>
> Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
> coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. The AAA is not an
> option. I will win.
>
> Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
> the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
> another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
> able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
> everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink a
> couple of beers and break wind, ...... as a form of holy communion.
>
> Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
> soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman.
> You never get as sick as I do, so for you this is no problem.
>
> Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
> the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
> items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same
> thing.
>
> Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
> insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
> me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it
> back together.
>
> Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
> hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a
> whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by
> holding a calculator).....applies to engineers mainly.
>
> Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
> The true answer is always either sex, cars, or sport. I have to make
> up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
>
> Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
> mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about
> her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is
> okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something
> for my mother, too.
>
> Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie,
> chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you
> are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least
> remember the name and recommend it to others.
>
> Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
> you were wearing five minutes ago was fine too. Either pair of shoes
> is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine.
> You look fine. Can we just go now?
>
> Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share
> equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
> cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest......
> like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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