Leasing and Lawyers

It happens to me every blue moon. I had it happen once last year.

Art

I usually get this from municipalities.

I once worked for a company with in-house leasing and when the corporate attorney needed a copier, I couldn't get him to sign the lease that he himself drafted. He said there was no way he would sign that lease.

What do you call 6 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?



A good start!

What do you say when there is a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand.

Not enough sand!

How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Three if you slice them thin enough.

Good one.

Press Release
(02/14/06)


The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.



A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures.



A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers do not taste like chicken

You're killing me Jim!

My advice to anyone running into this problem is to contact your lease vendor(s) and find out what language they DO NOT object to removing from their lease. Most companies will allow removal of certain items. On the other hand, there are other items THAT WILL NEVER BE REMOVED from the lease - ie. the Warranty - Merchantability paragraph. Without that one, you may as well get your customer to sign a few sheets of toilet paper!
Communication between your company and your lease vendor is KEY - get them involved. They want the business as badly as you do.

A chubby and a thin attorney jump off a cliff! Who hits first?


Who cares!