And God created the Jersey Shore...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for
six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting
on the seventh day. He inquires of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth,
"For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while Africa is going to be poor. The Middle East over
there will be a hot spot," God continued, pointing to different
countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very
cold and covered with ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large
land mass with great lakes, mountains, and even a part of the ocean
as it border and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "that's the Jersey Shore, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, beaches, rivers,
lakes, and climate. The people from there are going
to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to
be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, and high achieving people, and they will be known
throughout the
world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!
Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place
you call the Jersey Shore!"
God replied
wisely,..........................................................
"Wait until you see the weirdo's I'm sending down there from
The City every summer!!!"
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