Tagged With "Humor"

On a cold call I stopped in at a doctors office. The Office Manager was so glad to see me. She said that she was having fax issues and every time they received a fax it jammed. I told her I wasn't a tech but I would take a look. She escorted me to the fax and I looked down to see some questionably cheap paper. I simply asked if she had tried changing paper. She said "I don't have any control of the paper the hospital sends when they fax me." OooooK. She obviously didn't understand the...

Kyocera Guy, that was awesome!

go figure it's a Xerox that keeps jamming!

An office in the not too distant future. An ageless and timeless copier scenario plays out a few years in the future! Hopefully you'll enjoy.  Mary and Bob had been celebrating the Holiday Season with a few too many drinks at their...

There was a recent Print Audit thread on linkedin that asked "What are your Office Traditions"? I responded with one that we have a sales genie, in fact we just started the sales genie thing when I came back from the Photizo Transform Conference in...

The greatest antidote to pain? Humor. That must be why nearly every salesperson I know loves sales memes. And there's plenty of material, because selling is a crazy profession. Check out the top 15 funniest sales memes. 1) When my prospect tells me they're checking out my competitors Source: Cold Call Me Maybe 2) When it's been a long month quarter Source: Sales Humor 3) Sweet, sweet victory Source: The Daily Sales 4) Guess not Source: ThinkAdvisor 5) They finally answered See the rest here

Your prospects’ email inboxes are inundated with ordinary subject lines all day, every day. “ Hope you’re doing well ,” “ Just checking in ,” and “ Wanted to follow up ” fill their screens faster than Gary Vee drops the F-bomb. Thirty-five percent of email recipients report opening emails based on the subject line alone. And headline experts at CoSchedule recommend hitting on people’s curiosity to get that magic click. So how do you pique a prospect’s interest? Humor. When using funny email...

Copier Humor! Just a short blog I found this evening on the old blog site. Thought this would give every one a few chuckles! Funny copier stuff is a recent thread on the P4P Hotel Message Boards . Like to share a few with everyone. Young Executive A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work? “Certainly,”...