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To Ricoh "What I Want for Christmas 2021"

 

I always like to start these Christmas blogs with a post some snippets about Christmas tradition in other countries.

Iceland

Icelanders really go all out in Christmas celebrations. Most people start preparing and celebrating on the first day of Advent, 4 Sundays before Christmas Eve. Of course, preparations vary from one household to another, and people celebrate differently - so excuse me for any generalisations!

Some people buy the Christmas tree early in December, while others make a tradition of buying it on the 23rd of December (Þorláksmessa). Some people clean every single corner of their house before each Christmas, while others prefer to leave it just somewhat tidy and spend more time hanging out with loved ones instead of cleaning. you can read more here

This blog will mark the fourteenth blog that I've posted over the years for "What I Want for Christmas" from Ricoh.  Over the years I've asked Ricoh to supply me with new products, and services that could help me sell more Ricoh stuff! There's ac couple of retreads from last year because I still need these! That's all I want is some cool new stuff for Christmas.

Geesh, what do I want this year, hmmmm…..now some of these are replays from last years wishes, but if you don't ask you don't get!

Thought I would also use some quotes from one of my favorite Christmas movie. Can you guess the name of the movie? If so PM me and I'll hook you up with a FREE one year Premium Membership.

To Ricoh "What I Want for Christmas 2021"



1. What about giving us a 70/80/90 page a minute A4 black MFP's?  Ya know something we can crush the market with?  But they would have to come with finishing capabilities and color would be awesome too!

"Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

2. I still want a 36 inch color laser wide format MFP that's toner based, and none of the wishy washy gel ink technology. More and more clients have the need for one wide format device in the office.

"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for"

3. Can you buy us a seaport so we can get copiers a lot faster?

"Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. And you're... and you're..."

4. I would like you to call George Kurtz and cut a deal to buy Crowdstrike!

"Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!"

5. How about getting us one of those fancy COLOR MICR production printer

"You've been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you"

6. How about some more videos of your products on YouTube.  However not those generic ones with the nice music and graphics.  I'd like to have more detailed videos that show features and how they will help my clients with their business processes.

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

7. Can you get me one MFP to replace your ten A3 11x17 MFPs you're selling? In addition I would like to ability to change speeds, add color and give clients ability to choose variable speeds with licenses. This way I could configure my own devices.

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

8. Here's another really cool idea for Christmas would be some training course where I can learn more about all of the digital services that we can offer.

" HOT DOG"

9.  Can we please get wifi added to all of our devices as a standard feature?  Because everyone is asking for wifi these days

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@fisher posted:

Ricoh:  Please deliver to me by Christmas the presents my clients ordered as far back as early September including color machines and A4 B/W machines that my medical clients are particularly fond of.  Failure to deliver on this Christmas wish could force me to change affiliations to some other manufacturer or holiday celebration that can deliver the products I need to sell in order to feed my family this Christmas.  Double or triple spiffs may be necessary regardless in order to guarantee further loyalty.

I agree! 

Ricoh:  Please deliver to me by Christmas the presents my clients ordered as far back as early September including color machines and A4 B/W machines that my medical clients are particularly fond of.  Failure to deliver on this Christmas wish could force me to change affiliations to some other manufacturer or holiday celebration that can deliver the products I need to sell in order to feed my family this Christmas.  Double or triple spiffs may be necessary regardless in order to guarantee further loyalty.

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