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Ten Commandments of the Xerox ColorQube

 

Not sure if I moved this from the old blog site, however it's a good memory from the days of the ColorCube!

Ten Commandments of the Xerox ColorQube

  1. Thou shalt not leave prints or copies on the dashboard of your car. (Water boils at 212 degrees.)
  2. Thou shalt think twice about folding or creasing prints or copies.
  3. Thou shalt wait [insert appropriate time] minutes for the system to warm up from a cold start.
  4. Thou shalt not tip the system when wax is molten.
  5. Thou shalt trust the machine to decide what price tier to charge you when making copies.
  6. Thou shalt trust the software to decide what price tier to charge you when making prints.
  7. Thou shalt trust that research shows 75% of all users color print or copy in "everyday color."
  8. Thou shalt replace the cleaning unit when needed. WARNING: SILICON FLUIDS ARE AN EXTREME SLIP HAZARD! Do not spill!
  9. Thou shalt replace the waste ink tray, since these are not recycled.
  10. Thou shalt not turn off the system, for it is recommended that the device only be turned off if there is an error or the system needs to be moved.

And for the additional commandment:

  1. Thou shalt dispose of all waste material in accordance with National, Local, State, or Federal regulations that are applicable.

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